Topic: Funniest comment from this weekends game

[runequester]

As a character is in danger of being crushed by a falling gate, one of the players exclaims:

"Let's break out Gate Law and check what the falling city gate table says"

[Zat]

As most of the characters are fighting a well armed assassin in the back of a pizza shop, the one character outside, on the street asks:

Player "I'll jump in the car (a hot pink, BMW 328i), do a 'J' turn and aim full throttle at the pizza ship. I'll tear through the shop window, smash through the counter, through the dividing wall and into the assassin"

Me "Can you actually see the assassin?"

Player rolls dice and looks at me in anticipation.

Me "Yes, you can. Go for it."

Player rolls dice and grins (open ended rolls).

...and here's the funniest comment fromt his weeks game...

Me "You succeed!" Followed by description and damage rolls.

You have just got to love Feng Shui RPG 

[Marc R]

Lol to both of you.

[Zedul]

As a character is in danger of being crushed by a falling gate, one of the players exclaims:

"Let's break out Gate Law and check what the falling city gate table says"

That's excellent, and funny.

One time we had an epic epic 30 hour dungeon crawl through just about the nastiest dungeon I ever devised.  Most of the characters lost their gear in the process of the dungeon but in the end they had great loot to compensate for it, all except the ranger who had lost a set of killer armor, and a bow that was irreplaceable and none of the new items were applicable to him except for this +15 green leather tunic that served as a x2 pp multiplier for channeling.

Everyone was high-fiving and the one player sat at the end of the table just looking MAD.  He bangs his dice down and announces.

"I fly 1,500 miles, spend 3 solid days going through the crypt of chaos, the worst dungeon ever, and ALL I GET IS A  F*!&&ng  GREEN TUNIC?"

At that most of my players just lost it... fell off their chairs laughing.  The next time he comes to a game session we are going to have a green t-shirt for him that says "Magical Green Tunic"