Hiking out to the orchard was fun. They met a trader on the road who had a beautiful daughter. The two romeo's started smiling and playing instruments. The monk, who doesn't role play disappeared looking for herbs. Dirge started parlaying the trader with tales of the Grinder clan. That's when it got funny, the trader had indeed heard of them. He started saying how great they were and all this. The party was in shock! The Magician tried to see if they were being taken, but to no avail. The young beauty made Porvald dance with Rombius, it was hysterical. They made some trades to their benefit and even bartered for some sweet cream rolls and dark beer.
The next day they make the orchard and now it gets serious! All this time they had their hearts set on apple pies, apple cider, apple crisp etc. well half the orchard was picked clean. Over stolen apples and livlihood of the local village they were drawn together. The monk asked why would kobolds pick apples? They all stared blankly and said, the little bastards have a recipe! Right then and there I broke out laughing. We had to stop the game for 15 minutes so we all could compose ourselves. Everyone received 2000 xp for that! More to follow.