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Gamer's Corner => General Discussion => Topic started by: lorenen on January 08, 2006, 07:29:55 AM
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omg.. its fantastic!!! :wave: :worthy: rise.. rise... great plush cthulhu...
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This is SO my e-card this Christmas:
Metallica/TSO "Carol of the Bells" duet (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY1otyfwu1o)
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Because its that time of year
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yt-K5w1PFMo&feature=channel_page (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yt-K5w1PFMo&feature=channel_page)
And happy holidays ya all ;D
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Because its that time of year
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yt-K5w1PFMo&feature=channel_page (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yt-K5w1PFMo&feature=channel_page)
And happy holidays ya all ;D
Scary! :o
I'll reply with this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb-Mce9VpmY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb-Mce9VpmY)
;D
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Hehe, ol?weird Al, thats worth a point;D
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2009 List of words to be banned from the Queen's English for misuse, over-use, and general uselessness:
Click Here (http://www.lssu.edu/banished/current.php)
This list is compiled by the Lake Superior State University English Department.
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The worst best man ever.
I wonder if the new husband is allowed to keep his old best friend?
http://video.yahoo.com/network/100284668?v=3710199&l=4418225
Dutch, on the banned words...WINNER OF FIVE NOMINATIONS...yep, this just proves that some people will use any excuse to party. Nihilism lives.
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Yeah. That always confused me. How do you "win" a nomination? If you've been nominated for something, that means you haven't won yet. ???
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Is three a crowd?
click here (http://bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2008/12/22/1723123.aspx)
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Life is stranger than fiction, indeed.
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http://www.hello-cthulhu.com/
For the HP Lovecraft / Hello Kitty crossover set. They have bumper stickers, or maybe it's cofee mugs. :D
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;D
I hate Hello Kitty, but I'm definitely feeling the love for Hello Cthulhu. Nice.
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I like the monster toast;
lvl 2, Hits 8, Int +3, Intelligence (cunning/berzerk), OB 5TiBi/60TiBi(10)
Special Attack; Itching Crunbs. Toast will sacrifice itself to deliver a level 6 attack(-15rr) that causes severe itching as the crumbs of its carcas flow and creep into every itchy hard to get to crack of its advasary. The demonic crumbs will flow and cause itching for 1 minute per 10 pts of rr failure. A target may dedicate 100% activity for a melee round to gain another rr at -10. An additional penalty of 5xAT is applied to these rr's. Use of water or other liquids other than alcohol will provide a +30 to +100 bonus to the rr as determined by the GM. Penalty for the itching is -1 per point of rr failure. If the demons are doused in alcohol, the penalty is doubled.
Taost suffers x2dmg from fire attacks. Any toast killed by fire will emit a loud DING and collaps in a puff of smoke. This smoke causes all who smell it to experience feelings of EXTREME hunger. All must resist a level 10rr versus Sd or be reduced to a ravenous mess, digging for whatever they might have to eat or doing anything to grab food near them. If driven to fight for food, target suffers a +30 to all combat actions. When used on wild predators, the effects are truely dangerous.
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Doing a bit of researsh for an upcoming Hero campaign I ran accross this package.
The Wife
by Old Man
EGO 18
PRE 20
COM 07
Oratory 18-
Find Weakness 22-
30 pts. Ego Defense (Hardened)
+10 STR when Enraged
Psych Lim: Spoiled (vc/mod)
Psych Lim: Double Standards (com/mod)
Psych Lim: Inflexible (com/total)
Psych Lim: Incapable of Admitting When She's Wrong (vc/total)
Phys Lim: Cannot Speak More Softly Than 120 dB (com/mod)
Enraged: 18-
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Oh that's good Witchking, so good.
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It was hard not to laugh with my wife watching TV 20 ft from me... :-X
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Sure you all heard the song but have you seen the video?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_ryNJVreiY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_ryNJVreiY)
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You really have to have seen the movie "Mars Attacks" for this to be funny:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwSkDhyd40k (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwSkDhyd40k)
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anyone visit www.illwillpress.com? Foamy's hilarious. Also Pillze.
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Here is yet another hilarious vid. This one is based on Star Wars. It is work safe.
http://vimeo.com/2809991
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This is the dumbest thing I have ever heard in my life:
http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2009/01/30/belly-button-beauty.html?campaign=w01-101-ae-0002
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Look on the positive side; our drive to accumulate data might steer us down some odd paths, but you can never tell what seemingly disassociated information can be peieced into a coheasive whole that broadens our useful information. This is the nature of genius.
That said, I am hard pressed to find anything useful about the study you posted. I do see a wonderful waste of someones tax dollars.
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Not only has my thread been cut down to something hiding in the recesses of the archives, but it seems I did not create it either. Sigh.
Still, humor lives. This one is laugh out loud funny but not really appropriate for all work places, though the F-bomb is beeped out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h05ZQ7WHw8Y&eurl=http://comment.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewComments&friendID=416074511&feature=player_embedded
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Remember how many of these dances you tried to learn, did for fun, or tried to impress a girl with? Enjoy;
http://www.peoplejam.com/eod2/
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtdiMsuuISk&feature=channel_page
http://www.prankvote.com/
The MSN Dumped one was pretty funny/wrong hehe.
Yeah, I watched all of them... hehe.
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I have a video of a woman messing with her husbands pistol on the back porch... he sneaks up behind her and lights a string of firecrackers...
Oh yeah... she jumps!!
As soon as I find it, I'll post a link...
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This website is a massive time-sink. I can't get enough of it!
TV Tropes (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Tropes)
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Celebrity Chef Jamie Oliver just named his third child "Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver":
Nantwich Guardian (http://www.creweguardian.co.uk/uk_national_entertainment/4266045.Third_daughter_for_Jamie_Oliver/)
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Dutch, you are a well of humorous information. Thank you.
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What can I say? I am a "weirdness magnet". That's why I am attracted to this website. :P
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Celebrity Chef Jamie Oliver just named his third child "Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver":
Nantwich Guardian (http://www.creweguardian.co.uk/uk_national_entertainment/4266045.Third_daughter_for_Jamie_Oliver/)
Absolutely ridiculous.
How has humanity survived this long?!
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Celebrity Chef Jamie Oliver just named his third child "Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver":
Nantwich Guardian (http://www.creweguardian.co.uk/uk_national_entertainment/4266045.Third_daughter_for_Jamie_Oliver/)
Absolutely ridiculous.
How has humanity survived this long?!
Humans have. Humanity hasn't.
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Celebrity Chef Jamie Oliver just named his third child "Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver":
Nantwich Guardian (http://www.creweguardian.co.uk/uk_national_entertainment/4266045.Third_daughter_for_Jamie_Oliver/)
Absolutely ridiculous.
How has humanity survived this long?!
Humans have. Humanity hasn't.
Ahhh... good point.
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Seriously Petal Blossom Rainbow?? That?s what you come up with when getting the chance to name another person.... ???
Should be some naming laws to stop celebri...no nutcases for naming their offspring in this manner.
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And speaking of offspring http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z73OSKpluDQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z73OSKpluDQ)
And just for kicks: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlPs3jyuNt0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlPs3jyuNt0)
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How has humanity survived this long?!
Humans have. Humanity hasn't.
This makes me think of a line rumored to have been said by Gandhi when he was asked what he thought of Western Civilization:
"I think it sounds like a wonderful idea."
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Not humerous, but definitely thought-provoking:
click here (http://waxbanks.typepad.com/blog/2008/12/old-school-dd-unix-and-geekhacker-cultures.html)
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Welcome to Nerdvana:
SciFi Trivia Test (http://zone.msn.com/en/celebtrivia/scifimovies_default.htm?gt1=29000)
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Fun video Die Hard
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTyw6cq86kY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTyw6cq86kY)
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A video from our friends in Japan. Appearently its english leasons done to aerobics. Go figure.
http://www.break.com/index/bad-case-of-diarrhea.html (http://www.break.com/index/bad-case-of-diarrhea.html)
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OMG! :o
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Why the heck do they have "Fr?ulein" written on their tops? Weird, just weird.
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Its japanese TV, it?s just plain weird I guess.
On another subject. Could this be the soundtrack for AfterWorlds?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jN_SxiP6RZ0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jN_SxiP6RZ0)
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A level of stupidity so great, it is HILARIOUS.
Opens with an onnoying commercial before the good stuff;
http://www.phillyd.tv/2009/05/17/she-forgot-panties-in-her-yearbook-photo/
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ffs - mothing to seee other than cnn deperately trying to blur out one person in a class of 20 (anyone with an internet connection can work out her name and address if they wanted to ... but then CNN would have nothing to report)
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Must have been a dry day for news.
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A video from our friends in Japan. Appearently its english leasons done to aerobics. Go figure.
http://www.break.com/index/bad-case-of-diarrhea.html (http://www.break.com/index/bad-case-of-diarrhea.html)
That is the funniest thing I think I have ever seen!!!!
ROFLMAO!!!!!
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That was to strange for words. Singing about the runs???!!!
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Yep, its not the weirdest I have seen from Japan tho. Some things stills haunts my sleep.
Re: our dear friends from Nigeria who keeps sending emails to us, here is a small video about someone scamming them back.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9u2X_HnNU8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9u2X_HnNU8)
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Want to have the biggest virus free Anus in town ? Size doesn't matter when it's an Anus.
roflmao.
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12 Most Unfortunate Product Names:
http://www.oddee.com/item_96682.aspx (http://www.oddee.com/item_96682.aspx)
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YouTube user "Venetian Princess" thinks Lady GaGa is from outer space:
Click Here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h47fNaOb-JU&feature=fvhl)
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Just watch it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAH2e1Cg67w (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAH2e1Cg67w)
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Gold, a online show about gamers http://www.goblinsandgold.com/csp/gold/ (http://www.goblinsandgold.com/csp/gold/) I wouldn´t call it funny per se, but IMO entertaining to watch.
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Ron White, definitely not work safehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gxKStPXyn8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gxKStPXyn8)
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Talking cats: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhgVIbO83o4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhgVIbO83o4)
and more cats: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JynBEX_kg8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JynBEX_kg8)
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Anyone who has ever played an MMORPG will find this funny:
http://video.msn.com/video.aspx?mkt=en-US&vid=601e493a-9f80-4d4e-ad8c-62962c3c5add (http://video.msn.com/video.aspx?mkt=en-US&vid=601e493a-9f80-4d4e-ad8c-62962c3c5add)
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Anyone who has ever played an MMORPG will find this funny:
http://video.msn.com/video.aspx?mkt=en-US&vid=601e493a-9f80-4d4e-ad8c-62962c3c5add (http://video.msn.com/video.aspx?mkt=en-US&vid=601e493a-9f80-4d4e-ad8c-62962c3c5add)
:o
WOW!
She's smokin' hot!!!
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http://sendables.jibjab.com/originals/hes_barack_obama
http://sendables.jibjab.com/originals/deck_the_halls
http://sendables.jibjab.com/originals/founding_fathers
These are all pretty funny...
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WOW!
She's smokin' hot!!!
Felicia Day is indeed hot. If you like that, you should watch Dr. Horrible's Singalong Blog. She's one of the stars of it, along with Neil Patrick Harris and Nathan Fillion, written and directed by Joss Whedon. I understand she also has a web-based show called The Guild, but I've never seen that, not being an MMO person.
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Anyone who has relatives on Facebook needs to see this site:
http://myparentsjoinedfacebook.com/ (http://myparentsjoinedfacebook.com/)
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I understand she also has a web-based show called The Guild, but I've never seen that, not being an MMO person.
Yep she does. Infact that "music video" is from that show.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIaV8swc-fo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIaV8swc-fo)
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:laugh3:
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Some Brittish humor for those who enjoy such http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE53mz6qdYk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE53mz6qdYk)
Really not worksafe or children safe or just generally safe but fun.
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I love Little Britain ;D
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A new daycare center opening...
http://www.daycaresdontcare.org/Humor/DeathStar.htm (http://www.daycaresdontcare.org/Humor/DeathStar.htm)
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Found this on youtube and thought I would share it with you guys. So without further ado: Carl Sagan one pale dot http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wupToqz1e2g (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wupToqz1e2g)
Oh yeah, this is perfectly safe to watch ;D
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Carl Sagen as a child (looking at the night sky with a freind);
"Look Molly, there must be HUNDREDS of em."
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This is so wrong, but I can't stop laughing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6t28COxEp2k
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This is so wrong, but I can't stop laughing:
Lol, well when was "right" funny ;D
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I was just over at the dictionary of urban slang website, reading up on the phrase "Russian Gas Pedal". I can't repeat the definition here, but:
:hm:
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Limex games has invented a flash game based on the "Crayon Physics" idea. In this game, you build bridges across canyons, then see whether or not the people die when they cross your bridge.
Cargo Bridge (http://www.limexgames.com/games/cargo_bridge/)
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I shall invoke....Monty Python on ye http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtcSYPjJbgg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtcSYPjJbgg)
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Thanksgiving critical failure:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsiAfyctZCk
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The Guild is fun. Especially the first season was really good, I thought. The second one is on youtube now but it is much weaker in my opinion. There is also a third season but that hasn't made it yet to youtube but can only be seen on some subscription channels as far as I understood it.
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Twilight spoof http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1glNuQiE77E (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1glNuQiE77E)
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Guessing we don´t have a sense of humor regarding Twilight huh :o How about Starwars? Here is Chad Vader http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wGR4-SeuJ0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wGR4-SeuJ0)
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Guessing we don´t have a sense of humor regarding Twilight huh :o
Making fun of Twilight is just too easy ;D
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re: Twilight
My fave is a picture of Wesley Snipes standing behind Edward from Twilight. The caption says "Blade does the world a favor." ;D
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re: Twilight
My fave is a picture of Wesley Snipes standing behind Edward from Twilight. The caption says "Blade does the world a favor." ;D
Lol, yes indeed :D
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This guy is crazy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MytfhzcSF-Y).
(The sentence at the end reads "A carefree attitude leads to carelessness")
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Here is what you all been dying to see, Hugh Jackman giving a lap dance. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdWEXuoLL5A (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdWEXuoLL5A) ;D
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Finally, someone made a game of babel:
http://translationparty.com
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Its that time again for some youtube vids, and this time christian rap http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJAMu9cUtIc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJAMu9cUtIc) oh yea ;D
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Gotta love the "printed intestine interior":
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/bb2e/
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What's the movement rate on a bladewheel suit?
http://tinyurl.com/yep77o6
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I do not know but I think the IQ is very low. I was just waiting for him to go over the side at any min.
MDC
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Or get run over. . .that wasn't a closed road, there were cars and motorcycles.
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Or get run over. . .that wasn't a closed road, there were cars and motorcycles.
Yes I thought he was going to run over the motorcycle a couple of times on the clip.
MDC
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Batman Parody from the Key of awesome http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbgLapRAloQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbgLapRAloQ)
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Contest:Worst song on YouTube. I will set the bar high by sharing George Michael rapping. If you can beat this, I will be impressed:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX_zmcVE0Wc
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here is one of the BEST raps ever:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOfZLb33uCg
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MSN's "Top ten songs you should never do on Karaoke Night":
Honorable Mention: Anything by Whitney Houston or Meatloaf. Really. You can't sing as good as they do. Trust me.
10) "Paranoid Android"-Radiohead
9) "The Battle of Evermore"-Led Zeppelin
8) "Push th' Little Daisies"-Ween (guaranteed escort out of the bar)
7) "Purple Rain"-Prince (Again, you really aren't THAT good)
6) "Ruby (don't take your love to town)" Kenny Rodgers and 1st edition (major-league downer)
5) "Having my Baby"-Paul Anka
4) "Poker Face"-Lady Gaga ("Wow. Look at the time! We have to go.")
3) "I touch myself"-Divinyls (Nobody wants to hear a drunk, overweight middle-aged man sing this. TMI!)
2) "Friends in Low Places"-Garth Brooks (MAKE IT STOP!!!!!)
1) "Suicide is Painless" by Johnny Mandel (Have you heard the lyrics? Too depressing.)
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Most excellent vid:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc
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Hey Dutch -
I regularly sing Paradise by the Dashboard Light, Bohemian Rhapsody and Wicked Game...
All 3 are monsters to do well due to the wide vocal ranges. The only songs I never sing are songs by Tom Jones.
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The only songs I never sing are songs by Tom Jones.
Arghh ! Does this mean you are not the true Tom Jones ?
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Arghh ! Does this mean you are not the true Tom Jones ?
No, but he is the real Slim Shady!
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HILARIOUS!!! Be ready to pee. Look and make sure a restroom is close.
Warning: f-bombs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL7yD-0pqZg
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One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift..
The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
And that's how the fight started.....
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I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?'
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said.
So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?'
And that's when the fight started....
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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.
Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7..95. I told her the beer
would make her look better at night than the cold cream.
And that's when the fight started.....
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her, 'Do you know him?'
'Yes,' she sighed, ' He's my old boyfriend... I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' I said, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started...
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I rear-ended a car this morning.. So, there we were
alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem
funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted,
'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
And then the fight started....
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The BROKEN LAWN MOWER
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.
But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf. Always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, 'When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.'
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
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A Womans Prayer
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
One who'll pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand..
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean..
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.
A MAN'S Prayer:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
big boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh!t..
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Warning: as you may guess from the title, this song is not worksafe... but still fun! ;D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1IxOS4VzKM&feature=search&translated=1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1IxOS4VzKM&feature=search&translated=1)
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Something humorous from a neat website:
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington
chemistry mid term -- Hell Explained By a Chem Student
The answer by one student was so 'profound', that the professor shared it
with his colleagues via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have
the pleasure of enjoying it as well:
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs
heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas
cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need
to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which
they are leaving I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to
Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many
souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in
the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their
religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these
religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can
project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are,
we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we
look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states
that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the
volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter
Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell
breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell,
then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year
that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into
account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be
true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen
over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it
follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct
...... leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being
which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting: 'Oh my God.'
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What a coincidence. Listening to Miley Cyrus sing gives me convulsions too:
http://bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2010/09/15/5112026-mysterious-form-of-epilepsy-triggered-by-hannah-montana
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life IS stranger than fiction.
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Something humorous from a neat website:
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington
chemistry mid term -- Hell Explained By a Chem Student
The answer by one student was so 'profound', that the professor shared it
with his colleagues via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have
the pleasure of enjoying it as well:
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs
heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas
cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need
to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which
they are leaving I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to
Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many
souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in
the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their
religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these
religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can
project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are,
we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we
look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states
that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the
volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter
Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell
breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell,
then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year
that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into
account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be
true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen
over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it
follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct
...... leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being
which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting: 'Oh my God.'
Oh
My
God!
Ahhhhh...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Now I have to go change my underwear!
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Oops!
http://www.strategypage.com/military_videos/military_photos_20100915135441.aspx
This is why you need to measure your explosives very carefully...
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the vid is cool, very work safe.
http://www.videobash.com/video_show/lego-sniper-rifle-10189
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That it looks like a sniper rifle just indicates patience and hard work, that it actually fires (if there wasn't a person off frame shooting things down) was quite amazing.