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Offline Elrik

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... a ferret named Swink, how romantic.
« on: August 08, 2008, 09:22:16 PM »
Vena Nascharath was so taken by Lord Ion Lydania, that she named her ferret after him... in such a way that people wouldn't catch on to quickly... right?

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Re: ... a ferret named Swink, how romantic.
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2008, 08:44:09 AM »
Well, references to Swink, Swinky The Wonder Ferret of the Galaxy and other variation of His name are dropped , more or less, almost everywhere in ICE production. After it's only a matter of knowledge of what these references means.
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Re: ... a ferret named Swink, how romantic.
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2008, 11:00:16 AM »
I was laughing at it last night. The only reason I got the reference was because I have a party in Swink (the city). Otherwise I would have rolled right over it.

And to just discover a 20 year tradition... is so me... =-)
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Re: ... a ferret named Swink, how romantic.
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2008, 11:40:29 AM »
It's kind of a dual homage/remembrance. I think Pete had a town named Swink in his old Middle-earth game, and I thought it was so funny I named my pet ferret Swinky. Swinky even lived at the ICE office for awhile, but he kept escaping his pen, skittering down the hall and digging up the sales manager's potted plants.
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Re: ... a ferret named Swink, how romantic.
« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2008, 11:45:52 AM »
For those that are still looking for references : they are hidden in the credits of a lot of MERP 1st Edition, Shadow World, RM(2) and SM(2) books...

*grabs a random book* Lost Telepaths... under Special Contributions :
... Fred and Klas the Palace Party Animals; and of course Swink the ( banned and endangered ) wonder ferret.
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Re: ... a ferret named Swink, how romantic.
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2008, 03:47:33 PM »
Swinky even lived at the ICE office for awhile, but he kept escaping his pen, skittering down the hall and digging up the sales manager's potted plants.

I  have kids for that. About 8 months ago, I started a new job, my youngest, 3 and 5 took it upon themselves to water my boss's plant. Did you know that most pots have holes in the bottom and that there is a water basin attached to each pot, and that each pot and basin can only hold so much water... heheh... can you say Mud wash! It was all over his desk, the floor and narrowly missed his laptop! Kids rock, how better to set the tone at a new job then to have my kids destroy the boss's desk.

Aaaahhh ferrets and kids, about the same IQ.


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Re: ... a ferret named Swink, how romantic.
« Reply #6 on: September 12, 2008, 03:56:45 PM »
In my campaign, they substitute "Swink" for most jokes told about Cleveland or Akron.

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Re: ... a ferret named Swink, how romantic.
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2008, 07:13:44 PM »
Swink = Miskatonic

Even turned it into my favourite monster zone. Thin walls if you will.
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Re: ... a ferret named Swink, how romantic.
« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2008, 12:40:53 PM »
Along similar lines, my wife and I are planning to name our dog Andraax.

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Re: ... a ferret named Swink, how romantic.
« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2008, 05:41:03 PM »
I wanted to call our Dog Oriana but got veto'd...
I'm told it's my duty to fight against the law
That wizardry's my trade and I was born to wade through gore
I just want to be a lover, not a red-eyed screaming ghoul
I wish it'd picked another to be it's killing tool