Topic: real-life spell list ideas

[dutch206]

I need a spell list for real life.  I am thinking "Paperwork Mastery" should do the trick. 

[jdale]

I have a magic item for that! It's enchanted with Destroy Paperwork II. Destroys 10 pages/round. I bought it at Staples.

[Zhaleskra]

Locate Open Parking Spot
Insert Brains
Dispel Traffic

[mocking bird]

Surf mastery - automatically skips channels that have commercials.

Know food - Automatically locates what you are actually hungry for in a 20' radius so you don't have to rummage through the fridge and every cupboard.

[RandalThor]

Locate Open Parking Spot
Dispel Traffic

Well, these two would just be spells on the list Traffic Law.

Wireless Law (dealing with all the damn phone stuff, like texting & tweeting)
Computer Mastery (for software coding)
Hardware Law (for computer hardware)
Hacking Law (duh!)
Telecommunication Mastery (keeping track of all your favorite shows)
Bill Mastery (for keeping up with the monthly expenses)

[dutch206]

I think open Channeling "Sound Mastery" would be a good list to have in real life.  Imagine being able to cast "Silence (10'R)" every time a politician starts talking or someone's baby starts crying.

[Zhaleskra]

I think open Channeling "Sound Mastery" would be a good list to have in real life.  Imagine being able to cast "Silence (10'R)" every time a politician starts talking or someone's baby starts crying.

You forgot "idiot playing music with bass too loud in car next to you" and "idiot playing bass too loud in residential area". But yes, that's a list Though in those cases it's more like 400 foot radius. In any case, that's a list I need to invest in.