Topic: Kagoth Jokes

[Vyrolakos]

Maybe that mass goes into some equipment some
where else on the ship. Like bear-rated dishwashers, or something...

... and don't forget, there are no woods in space, so the bear has got to 'go' somewhere!

Eurgh, now there's a job you wouldn't want. Sanitation engineer on a Kagoth cruise liner. 

[daemonire]

... and don't forget, there are no woods in space, so the bear has got to 'go' somewhere!

Eurgh, now there's a job you wouldn't want. Sanitation engineer on a Kagoth cruise liner. 

Well, they're vegetarians so it probably wouldn't be so bad ...   

.....   Yep, I'm overthinking this.

[JimiSue]

... and don't forget, there are no woods in space, so the bear has got to 'go' somewhere!

Eurgh, now there's a job you wouldn't want. Sanitation engineer on a Kagoth cruise liner. 

Well, they're vegetarians so it probably wouldn't be so bad ...   

.....   Yep, I'm overthinking this.

Lots of roughage, lots of fibre... lots of volume.

But you'd be fine - there aren't any woods in space

[DJRJ_AU]

... and don't forget, there are no woods in space, so the bear has got to 'go' somewhere!

Eurgh, now there's a job you wouldn't want. Sanitation engineer on a Kagoth cruise liner. 

Well, they're vegetarians so it probably wouldn't be so bad ...   

.....   Yep, I'm overthinking this.

Lots of roughage, lots of fibre... lots of volume.

But you'd be fine - there aren't any woods in space

Does that mean that the Kagoth in the Empire aren't insane, just constipated and cranky?  And will this mean that the next mission for Force Recon in Imperial space is to smuggle in a butt-load of ex-lax and just wait for the assplosions?

[GrumpyOldFart]

I can see the adventure title now:

"Trouble in the Compost Sector." 

[Vyrolakos]

Ooooooohhhh! 

That's what they meant by, "Going where no Kagoth has gone before!" 

[arakish]

I can see the adventure title now:

"Trouble in the Compost Sector." 

I guess it occurs in the Exlax Galaxy?  Or is the Milk of Magnesia?

rmfr

[GrumpyOldFart]

In the bowels of deep space, of course.

[LonePaladin]

I'm sure the first time a Kagoth heard a human ask the "Does a bear..." question, there was some 'splainin' to do.