How many Namarians does it take to pluck a chicken?
Two: One to call for a plebian to pluck the chicken and one to call for a plebian to pour wine.
How many Zori does it take to pluck a chicken?
One. BUT IN THE DAYS OF GLORIOUS ZOR, A THOUSAND PEASANTS WOULD LEAP AT THE CHANCE TO PLUCK A CHICKEN FOR US WITH A SONG IN THEIR HEARTS FOR THE HONOR!
How many Lankans does it take to pluck a chicken?
a) One Hundred One: One to pluck the chicken and one hundred to theologize about how Klyssus won’t have the strength to pull the Chariot of the Sun without a chicken plucked daily.
b) One Hundred One: One to pluck the chicken and one hundred to breathe a sigh of relief.
How many Dwarves does it take to pluck a chicken?
**** you, you’re going in the Book of Grudges.
How many Kaitaini does it take to pluck a chicken?
Three. One to pluck the chicken and one to confuse the matter.
How many Plasidari does it take to pluck a chicken?
Three. One to pluck the chicken, one to stab the plucker in the back, one to steal the chicken while the other two are distracted.
How many Praeteni does it take to pluck a chicken?
Four. Two to fight over the chicken and two more the steal the chicken the Kaitaini plucked.
How many Sel Kai Guilders does it take to pluck a chicken?
Ten. One to give the chicken to the plucker. One to pluck the chicken. One to hold the chicken steady. One to supervise. Two to take a coffee break, one to eat lunch, one to nap. One to plot the best way of breaking into the home at night. One to drink wine with the Namarians.
How many Sel Kai merchant barons does it take to pluck a chicken?
One to bribe a Guilder to just pluck the damn chicken, one to cook the books so it looks like they paid twenty Guilders.
How many Andasi College Dons does it take to pluck a chicken?
I’m sorry, what were we talking about?
How many Scalites does it take to pluck a chicken?
Fish.
How many Moralites does it take to pluck a chicken?
You did say “pluck,” right?
How many Loremasters does it take to pluck a chicken?
Ten. One to pluck the chicken and nine to argue about whether Ilmaris or Andraax did it better.
How many Shay does it take to pluck a chicken?
One.
