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Offline Nejira

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Re: Humerous websites (possible offensive, or just stupid)
« Reply #80 on: November 24, 2009, 01:29:40 PM »
re: Twilight

My fave is a picture of Wesley Snipes standing behind Edward from Twilight.  The caption says "Blade does the world a favor."  ;D

Lol, yes indeed  :D
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Re: Humerous websites (possible offensive, or just stupid)
« Reply #81 on: November 24, 2009, 06:27:02 PM »
This guy is crazy.

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Re: Humerous websites (possible offensive, or just stupid)
« Reply #82 on: November 28, 2009, 07:10:29 PM »
Here is what you all been dying to see, Hugh Jackman giving a lap dance. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdWEXuoLL5A    ;D
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Re: Humerous websites (possible offensive, or just stupid)
« Reply #83 on: December 02, 2009, 12:57:11 PM »
Finally, someone made a game of babel:

http://translationparty.com
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Re: Humerous websites (possible offensive, or just stupid)
« Reply #84 on: December 07, 2009, 07:01:17 PM »
Its that time again for some youtube vids, and this time christian rap http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJAMu9cUtIc  oh yea ;D
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Re: Humerous websites (possible offensive, or just stupid)
« Reply #85 on: December 16, 2009, 09:55:30 AM »
Gotta love the "printed intestine interior":

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/bb2e/
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Re: Humerous websites (possible offensive, or just stupid)
« Reply #86 on: January 06, 2010, 03:45:24 PM »
What's the movement rate on a bladewheel suit?

http://tinyurl.com/yep77o6
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Re: Humerous websites (possible offensive, or just stupid)
« Reply #87 on: January 06, 2010, 06:32:30 PM »
I do not know but I think the IQ is very low. I was just waiting for him to go over the side at any min.
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Re: Humerous websites (possible offensive, or just stupid)
« Reply #88 on: January 07, 2010, 12:48:43 AM »
Or get run over. . .that wasn't a closed road, there were cars and motorcycles.
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Re: Humerous websites (possible offensive, or just stupid)
« Reply #89 on: January 07, 2010, 12:43:32 PM »
Or get run over. . .that wasn't a closed road, there were cars and motorcycles.
Yes I thought he was going to run over the motorcycle a couple of times on the clip.
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Re: Humerous websites (possible offensive, or just stupid)
« Reply #90 on: January 13, 2010, 06:00:10 PM »
Batman Parody from the Key of awesome http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbgLapRAloQ
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Re: Humerous websites (possible offensive, or just stupid)
« Reply #91 on: May 21, 2010, 05:46:57 PM »
Contest:Worst song on YouTube.  I will set the bar high by sharing George Michael rapping.  If you can beat this, I will be impressed:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX_zmcVE0Wc
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Re: Humerous websites (possible offensive, or just stupid)
« Reply #92 on: May 24, 2010, 01:10:00 PM »
here is one of the BEST raps ever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOfZLb33uCg
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

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Re: Humerous websites (possible offensive, or just stupid)
« Reply #93 on: June 23, 2010, 04:36:58 PM »
MSN's "Top ten songs you should never do on Karaoke Night":

Honorable Mention:  Anything by Whitney Houston or Meatloaf.  Really.  You can't sing as good as they do.  Trust me.

10)  "Paranoid Android"-Radiohead
9) "The Battle of Evermore"-Led Zeppelin
8)  "Push th' Little Daisies"-Ween (guaranteed escort out of the bar)
7)  "Purple Rain"-Prince (Again, you really aren't THAT good)
6)  "Ruby (don't take your love to town)" Kenny Rodgers and 1st edition (major-league downer)
5)  "Having my Baby"-Paul Anka
4)  "Poker Face"-Lady Gaga ("Wow.  Look at the time!  We have to go.")
3)  "I touch myself"-Divinyls (Nobody wants to hear a drunk, overweight middle-aged man sing this.  TMI!)
2)  "Friends in Low Places"-Garth Brooks (MAKE IT STOP!!!!!)
1)  "Suicide is Painless" by Johnny Mandel (Have you heard the lyrics?  Too depressing.)
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Re: Humerous websites (possible offensive, or just stupid)
« Reply #94 on: June 25, 2010, 01:10:14 PM »
Most excellent vid:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

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« Reply #95 on: June 28, 2010, 06:57:47 PM »
Hey Dutch -
I regularly sing Paradise by the Dashboard Light, Bohemian Rhapsody and Wicked Game...

All 3 are monsters to do well due to the wide vocal ranges.  The only songs I never sing are songs by Tom Jones.
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« Reply #96 on: June 29, 2010, 06:44:18 AM »
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The only songs I never sing are songs by Tom Jones.

Arghh ! Does this mean you are not the true  Tom Jones ?
Now there's a plan : we go there, we blast him, we come back...
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Re: Humerous websites (possible offensive, or just stupid)
« Reply #97 on: June 29, 2010, 07:41:47 AM »
Arghh ! Does this mean you are not the true  Tom Jones ?

No, but he is the real Slim Shady!

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Re: Humerous websites (possible offensive, or just stupid)
« Reply #98 on: June 30, 2010, 03:17:28 PM »
HILARIOUS!!!  Be ready to pee.  Look and make sure a restroom is close.

Warning:  f-bombs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL7yD-0pqZg
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« Reply #99 on: July 02, 2010, 08:07:53 AM »
One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift..

The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.

When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

And that's how the fight started.....

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I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?'
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said.
So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?'

And that's when the fight started....

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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.
Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7..95. I told her the beer
would make her look better at night than the cold cream.

And that's when the fight started.....

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

I asked her, 'Do you know him?'

'Yes,' she sighed, ' He's my old boyfriend... I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' I said, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started...

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I rear-ended a car this morning.. So, there we were

alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem
funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted,

'I AM NOT HAPPY!'

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

And then the fight started....

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The BROKEN LAWN MOWER



When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.

But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf.  Always something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, 'When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.'

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.