Humerous websites (possible offensive, or just stupid)

Started by lorenen, January 08, 2006, 07:29:55 AM

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lorenen

omg.. its fantastic!!!  :wave:   :worthy: rise.. rise... great plush cthulhu...



Italian fanzine for the d100 rpg

dutch206

"Cthulhu is the bacon of gaming." -John Kovalic, author of "Dork Tower"

Nejira

"I'd Rather Be a Rising Ape Than a Fallen Angel"

Arioch

I suppose a magician might, he admitted, but a gentleman never could.

Nejira

"I'd Rather Be a Rising Ape Than a Fallen Angel"

dutch206

2009 List of words to be banned from the Queen's English for misuse, over-use, and general uselessness:

Click Here

This list is compiled by the Lake Superior State University English Department.
"Cthulhu is the bacon of gaming." -John Kovalic, author of "Dork Tower"

yammahoper

The worst best man ever.

I wonder if the new husband is allowed to keep his old best friend?

http://video.yahoo.com/network/100284668?v=3710199&l=4418225

Dutch, on the banned words...WINNER OF FIVE NOMINATIONS...yep, this just proves that some people will use any excuse to party.  Nihilism lives.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

dutch206

Yeah.  That always confused me.  How do you "win" a nomination?  If you've been nominated for something, that means you haven't won yet. ???
"Cthulhu is the bacon of gaming." -John Kovalic, author of "Dork Tower"

dutch206

"Cthulhu is the bacon of gaming." -John Kovalic, author of "Dork Tower"

yammahoper

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

Jenkyna

http://www.hello-cthulhu.com/

For the HP Lovecraft / Hello Kitty crossover set. They have bumper stickers, or maybe it's cofee mugs. :D

dreameling

 ;D

I hate Hello Kitty, but I'm definitely feeling the love for Hello Cthulhu. Nice.

- Timo -

yammahoper

I like the monster toast;

lvl 2, Hits 8, Int +3, Intelligence (cunning/berzerk), OB 5TiBi/60TiBi(10)

Special Attack; Itching Crunbs.  Toast will sacrifice itself to deliver a level 6 attack(-15rr) that causes severe itching as the crumbs of its carcas flow and creep into every itchy hard to get to crack of its advasary.  The demonic crumbs will flow and cause itching for 1 minute per 10 pts of rr failure.  A target may dedicate 100% activity for a melee round to gain another rr at -10.  An additional penalty of 5xAT is applied to these rr's.  Use of water or other liquids other than alcohol will provide a +30 to +100 bonus to the rr as determined by the GM.   Penalty for the itching is -1 per point of rr failure.  If the demons are doused in alcohol, the penalty is doubled.

Taost suffers x2dmg from fire attacks.  Any toast killed by fire will emit a loud DING and collaps in a puff of smoke.  This smoke causes all who smell it to experience feelings of EXTREME hunger.  All must resist a level 10rr versus Sd or be reduced to a ravenous mess, digging for whatever they might have to eat or doing anything to grab food near them.  If driven to fight for food, target suffers a +30 to all combat actions.  When used on wild predators, the effects are truely dangerous.



I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

Witchking20k

Doing a bit of researsh for an upcoming Hero campaign I ran accross this package.


The Wife
by Old Man

EGO 18
PRE 20
COM 07

Oratory 18-
Find Weakness 22-
30 pts. Ego Defense (Hardened)
+10 STR when Enraged

Psych Lim: Spoiled (vc/mod)
Psych Lim: Double Standards (com/mod)
Psych Lim: Inflexible (com/total)
Psych Lim: Incapable of Admitting When She's Wrong (vc/total)
Phys Lim: Cannot Speak More Softly Than 120 dB (com/mod)
Enraged: 18-


Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

yammahoper

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

Witchking20k

It was hard not to laugh with my wife watching TV 20 ft from me... :-X
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Nejira

"I'd Rather Be a Rising Ape Than a Fallen Angel"

dutch206

"Cthulhu is the bacon of gaming." -John Kovalic, author of "Dork Tower"

Justin

anyone visit www.illwillpress.com?  Foamy's hilarious. Also Pillze.
"Even the most free roaming video game in the world still has to rely on programmed quest resolution triggers.  Only table-top RPGs make any solution possible.  Even ones not originally intended by the GM.  You  will never replace that." --Rivstyx

yammahoper

Here is yet another hilarious vid.  This one is based on Star Wars.  It is work safe.

http://vimeo.com/2809991
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.