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« on: January 08, 2006, 07:29:55 AM »
omg.. its fantastic!!!  :wave:   :worthy: rise.. rise... great plush cthulhu...



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« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2008, 08:40:52 AM »
This is SO my e-card this Christmas:

Metallica/TSO "Carol of the Bells" duet
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« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2008, 02:55:08 AM »
Because its that time of year

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yt-K5w1PFMo&feature=channel_page

And happy holidays ya all ;D
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« Reply #4 on: December 28, 2008, 07:31:26 AM »
Hehe, ol?weird Al, thats worth a point;D
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Re: Humerous websites (possible offensive, or just stupid)
« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2008, 07:03:47 AM »
2009 List of words to be banned from the Queen's English for misuse, over-use, and general uselessness:

Click Here

This list is compiled by the Lake Superior State University English Department.
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Re: Humerous websites (possible offensive, or just stupid)
« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2008, 12:59:45 PM »
The worst best man ever.

I wonder if the new husband is allowed to keep his old best friend?

http://video.yahoo.com/network/100284668?v=3710199&l=4418225

Dutch, on the banned words...WINNER OF FIVE NOMINATIONS...yep, this just proves that some people will use any excuse to party.  Nihilism lives.
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Re: Humerous websites (possible offensive, or just stupid)
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2009, 08:30:59 AM »
Yeah.  That always confused me.  How do you "win" a nomination?  If you've been nominated for something, that means you haven't won yet. ???
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Re: Humerous websites (possible offensive, or just stupid)
« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2009, 06:36:49 PM »
Is three a crowd?

click here
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Re: Humerous websites (possible offensive, or just stupid)
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2009, 04:19:13 AM »
Life is stranger than fiction, indeed.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

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Re: Humerous websites (possible offensive, or just stupid)
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2009, 11:25:36 PM »
http://www.hello-cthulhu.com/

For the HP Lovecraft / Hello Kitty crossover set. They have bumper stickers, or maybe it's cofee mugs. :D

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Re: Humerous websites (possible offensive, or just stupid)
« Reply #11 on: January 06, 2009, 10:04:33 AM »
 ;D

I hate Hello Kitty, but I'm definitely feeling the love for Hello Cthulhu. Nice.

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« Reply #12 on: January 06, 2009, 04:51:21 PM »
I like the monster toast;

lvl 2, Hits 8, Int +3, Intelligence (cunning/berzerk), OB 5TiBi/60TiBi(10)

Special Attack; Itching Crunbs.  Toast will sacrifice itself to deliver a level 6 attack(-15rr) that causes severe itching as the crumbs of its carcas flow and creep into every itchy hard to get to crack of its advasary.  The demonic crumbs will flow and cause itching for 1 minute per 10 pts of rr failure.  A target may dedicate 100% activity for a melee round to gain another rr at -10.  An additional penalty of 5xAT is applied to these rr's.  Use of water or other liquids other than alcohol will provide a +30 to +100 bonus to the rr as determined by the GM.   Penalty for the itching is -1 per point of rr failure.  If the demons are doused in alcohol, the penalty is doubled.

Taost suffers x2dmg from fire attacks.  Any toast killed by fire will emit a loud DING and collaps in a puff of smoke.  This smoke causes all who smell it to experience feelings of EXTREME hunger.  All must resist a level 10rr versus Sd or be reduced to a ravenous mess, digging for whatever they might have to eat or doing anything to grab food near them.  If driven to fight for food, target suffers a +30 to all combat actions.  When used on wild predators, the effects are truely dangerous.



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Really funny......may offend some people
« Reply #13 on: January 18, 2009, 08:32:52 PM »
Doing a bit of researsh for an upcoming Hero campaign I ran accross this package.


The Wife
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EGO 18
PRE 20
COM 07

Oratory 18-
Find Weakness 22-
30 pts. Ego Defense (Hardened)
+10 STR when Enraged

Psych Lim: Spoiled (vc/mod)
Psych Lim: Double Standards (com/mod)
Psych Lim: Inflexible (com/total)
Psych Lim: Incapable of Admitting When She's Wrong (vc/total)
Phys Lim: Cannot Speak More Softly Than 120 dB (com/mod)
Enraged: 18-


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Re: Humerous websites (possible offensive, or just stupid)
« Reply #14 on: January 19, 2009, 04:33:54 AM »
Oh that's good Witchking, so good.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.

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Re: Humerous websites (possible offensive, or just stupid)
« Reply #15 on: January 19, 2009, 06:28:04 AM »
It was hard not to laugh with my wife watching TV 20 ft from me... :-X
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Re: Humerous websites (possible offensive, or just stupid)
« Reply #16 on: January 26, 2009, 05:48:41 PM »
Sure you all heard the song but have you seen the video?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_ryNJVreiY
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Re: Humerous websites (possible offensive, or just stupid)
« Reply #17 on: January 26, 2009, 07:16:29 PM »
You really have to have seen the movie "Mars Attacks" for this to be funny:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwSkDhyd40k
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Re: Humerous websites (possible offensive, or just stupid)
« Reply #18 on: January 27, 2009, 09:33:20 AM »
anyone visit www.illwillpress.com?  Foamy's hilarious. Also Pillze.
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Re: Humerous websites (possible offensive, or just stupid)
« Reply #19 on: January 27, 2009, 06:36:36 PM »
Here is yet another hilarious vid.  This one is based on Star Wars.  It is work safe.

http://vimeo.com/2809991
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.